"I wish I lived in a world without guns, weapons, or violence. Then I could take over this stupid planet with a butterknife." - Dreadwolf
(Note: 5)
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. - IneX
(Note: 5.1)
sein oder dicht sein - das ist hier die frage... - Duke
(Note: 4.8)
"Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head." - Dreadwolf
(Note: 4.8)
"After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." - Scientist, December 26, 1988. - IneX
(Note: 4.8)
Jarak Bardak - firewolf
(Note: 4.1)
Pessimisten sind Optimisten mit Erfahrung. - milamber
(Note: 5.1)
Bug: (n.) any program feature not yet described to the marketing department. - IneX
(Note: 5.3)
zooomclan.org ist wie ein schwarzes Loch: ... öhm nein, eigentlich doch nicht. - wintermute