Quotes

The Internet - Were Men are Men... Women are Men and Children are FBI Agents - IneX
(Note: 4.3)

Wenn einem das WASSER bis zum Hals steht, dann sollte man den Kopf nicht hängen lassen. - darx
(Note: 5.3)

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Steven King - Dreadwolf
(Note: 5.3)

Gregory Mendel was an Australian vicar who invented genetics. He based his observations upon experiments that he did with pigs. He crossed smooth pigs with wrinkled pigs and counted their offspring.
He is also reported to have crossed green pigs with yellows pigs, but I do not believe this.

--Student science exam response--
- IneX
(Note: 4)

Es ist immer zu früh um aufzugeben. - darx
(Note: 4.8)

"I wish I lived in a world without guns, weapons, or violence. Then I could take over this stupid planet with a butterknife." - Dreadwolf
(Note: 5)

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. - IneX
(Note: 5.1)

sein oder dicht sein - das ist hier die frage... - Duke
(Note: 4.8)

"Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool upside the head."
- Dreadwolf
(Note: 4.8)

"After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." - Scientist, December 26, 1988. - IneX
(Note: 4.8)

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