If you have ennemies, walk one mile in their shoes, so you are one mile away and you have their shoes. - Doul
(Note: 4.7)
I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist. I said I was a comedian. They said, "Say something funny then." I told them I had just graduated from flying school.
(unbekannt) - Klaudermann T. Spargelzack
(Note: 4.6)
Viele viele bunte filzlis - Mike
(Note: 3.3)
Don't ask me any questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - hosi
(Note: 4.5)
Save the wales, collect them all. - tschuder
(Note: 4.6)
Das einzige, was man ohne Geld machen kann, sind Schulden - Heinz Schenk (*1924) - _der_karl_
(Note: 4.2)
I only drink alcohol on days ending with y - Maweg
(Note: 5.2)
Daß ich meinen Film gemacht habe, hatte rein mineralogische Gründe: ich brauchte Kies - Otto Waalkes (*1948) - _der_karl_
