Quotes

The Internet - Were Men are Men... Women are Men and Children are FBI Agents - IneX
(Note: 4.3)

Gregory Mendel was an Australian vicar who invented genetics. He based his observations upon experiments that he did with pigs. He crossed smooth pigs with wrinkled pigs and counted their offspring.
He is also reported to have crossed green pigs with yellows pigs, but I do not believe this.

--Student science exam response--
- IneX
(Note: 4)

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. - IneX
(Note: 5.1)

"After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." - Scientist, December 26, 1988. - IneX
(Note: 4.8)

Bug: (n.) any program feature not yet described to the marketing department. - IneX
(Note: 5.3)

Mein BĂ€r der hat acht Ecken - es ist ein Okto-BĂ€r. - keep3r
(Note: 4.1)

Der Horizont der meisten Menschen ist ein Kreis mit dem Radius 0. Und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt. - keep3r
(Note: 5.3)

when i was your age, pluto was a planet. - keep3r
(Note: 4.5)

Linux ist fĂŒr den Klimawandel verantwortlich!
Durch das hÀufige Neukompilieren des Kernels und anderer Software-Komponenten wird einfach zu viel Strom verbraucht. Umweltbewusste Poweruser setzen deshalb auf das ökologisch sinnvolle Windows Vista, welches bereits fertig kompiliert erworben werden kann und das sinnlose Herumkompilieren verhindert. - Kommentar auf heise.de
- IneX
(Note: 3)

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. - keep3r
(Note: 5.6)

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