Orkus met a rock yesterday. "Why are you crossing my way?" asked Orkus. So the rock answered: "Look, I didn't cross your frek'in way, I've been here since you'r born... I'm just sayin your too stoned to ask a rock those kinda questions."
Uf dĂŒtsch, i tschĂ€g nöd was eigentlich a dere vermixte sach so witzig sött si.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street - a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up."
