Mkay, in a very verwinkelt Gässlein, there is äbä doch ä place for a zorg with forumstats. But it kratzt jo nöd, so long nobody uf d'Idee chunnt, to build a hotel near the Gässli, for that everyone can camp there, and mit em Fernrohr us em Fenschter gügsel, to always be up to Datum about wer wieviel KiB gepostet hät.