nei, also gäg die häsch jo zum glück nöd kämpfe müesse... da wär no übel usecho.
aber mer chönnt scho so sache mache... "you are absolutely drunk and have to sleep at a friend's. on the way into bed you "accidentially" wake up a beautiful woman who has nothing better to do than beat you up. you lose 5 hp."
oder "you lean against a wall, but because of your drunkenness you slip and hit the wall with your head. you lose 3 hp."