zorg.ch
by @ 19.01.2005 23:01 - nach oben -
jou

for gods sake and to fight terrorism, i'll write this little senseless blog in english. and also because i wonder, how the zorg community handles a multilingual forum. as the irc idlers know, there is a certain verstrichen pimp named kermit, who has a relationship with some q3-bots afaik. as my second forename is "the integrator", i now try to integrate some scheiss noobs here, such as the one mentioned.

but in fact i wanted to tell you, how lazy a thing a java-course can be. we had this four lessons today, the hole moring. i was about an hour late as usual. the first two are practical work, with computers connected to the internet. so it's clear, no work can be done. i found btw out, that it's impossible to save a jpg file in the epfl network - not to my workstation, neither to a server. it made me remember a certain thing called mindless repression. however, after that, we had two lessons of java theory, that present as following: a part of the students are hacking something into their notebooks, looking films or surfing around somewhere (noticeable: i haven't recognized a single non-windows machine yet), and another, bigger part sleeps. this sleep is mostly held with the head on the arms, as we know it since we go to school. but the funny thing on readings in big university auditorium things is, that there are benches at the back. so me and a friend were lying there and listenig more or less to what the prof thougt, was interesting. that's what i call a cushy school chair.

but it's not that boring as it seems *coughcough*, because sometimes the prof shows us pics of sunny swimming pools to remember us, that his course isn't like this, or he shows a pic of the cup of coffee of his wife, which he made because he was not allowed to use the trademarked one.
zorg.ch
#64759 by @ 19.01.2005 23:17 - nach oben -
A friend of mine, study at the eplf told me there where much i- and tibooks. why you haven't seen one yet?
zorg.ch
#64764 by @ 19.01.2005 23:26 - nach oben -
sorry, that's correct, i meant that i haven't seen other os on x86 notebooks than windows. there are quite a lot of i- and powerbooks.
zorg.ch
#64768 by @ 20.01.2005 02:10, edited @ 20.01.2005 02:13 - nach oben -
y'know, cedi, that are really interesting insights in your studys.
but as you certainly know, _I_ am the one that makes himself breit everywhere.
and... nobody cares about you studying at a university with mostly retarded students :-)
zorg.ch
#64770 by @ 20.01.2005 06:54, edited @ 20.01.2005 06:55 - nach oben -
You're implying that there are universities without 'mostly retarded students' which is simply not the case.
zorg.ch
#64771 by @ 20.01.2005 08:25 - nach oben -
The retarded ones should get filtered out at the end of the second semester :)
zorg.ch
#64816 by @ 20.01.2005 11:12 - nach oben -
no. that's the reason why nobody cares about it...
zorg.ch
#64781 by @ 20.01.2005 09:48 - nach oben -
Im sitting in math class now - our hardest but everybody is gaming/surfing/etc. at least im the only one surfing porn.
Your english isn't so good, i hope you attend your english classes :-)
zorg.ch
#64782 by @ 20.01.2005 09:52 - nach oben -
You're surfing 4chan again? ;)
zorg.ch
#64798 by @ 20.01.2005 10:24 - nach oben -
dude, not all of us are pervs ;)
zorg.ch
#64801 by @ 20.01.2005 10:33 - nach oben -
4chan?
zorg.ch
#64802 by @ 20.01.2005 10:44 - nach oben -
It's better for your sanity if you don't know what it is.
zorg.ch
#64883 by @ 20.01.2005 19:22 - nach oben -
hey duder i'm waiting for your naab head to come to my place real soon but you won't read that until you get back to your nasty appartement so here hopefully i won't look too stupid. hum so anyway i'm in favor of a multilingual community here, seems like intersting people are hanging in here, sai pas dommage hÀ. a good start would be to add an option to change the language of the site btw.

hmm looks like you got lost on the way, cuz i had time to eat a pizza and take a shit. :D

anyways i hope you'll be having a good time installing windows tonight and enjoying some games of q3. too bad my internet connection is shitty cuz i would have liked to show you who's the daddy :)
zorg.ch
#64885 by @ 20.01.2005 19:35 - nach oben -
Most of the page is hardcoded in german. It would be possible to translate most parts of it using for example GNU gettext. But i doubt that any of the developers (who all have german as their native language) would go through to work to make the page accessible to non german speaking users.

Plus, you'd need someone who maintains the translation. Since Zorg isn't backed by something remotely resembling a SCMMS, you would have to run a nightly diff -R to see the changes.

And for Q3: It even runs through wireless lan, so even 56k should work okay.
zorg.ch
#64888 by @ 20.01.2005 19:47 - nach oben -
ye actually i didnt get half of your geeky technical slang :P

and my connection is shared through 50 people so :/
zorg.ch
#64897 by @ 20.01.2005 20:56 - nach oben -
hey fuckin' crackhead, i made as fast as i could, but i had to install my new masta-pimpin antenna, you know :). next time i'll bring some more beer.

yes, the multilinguality... i think in a couple of years, it will be working fine. this serious thing takes time, you know, cause our developpers build steering and working groups, hold technical discussions and write huge concepts before they begin to code... but what the hell is that thing behind the window there? ey shit a bird... cool *harrumph*
zorg.ch
#64965 by @ 21.01.2005 15:06, edited @ 21.01.2005 15:08 - nach oben -
If you have any wishes concerning translation/english & zorg, ask me nicely and convince me it's important and I just might fulfill them.
zorg.ch
#64967 by @ 21.01.2005 15:34 - nach oben -
i don't think it's important at the moment...
but if you want to do it - do it.
zorg.ch
#64989 by @ 21.01.2005 16:54, edited @ 21.01.2005 16:58 - nach oben -
hehe. ever thought about that milambers english sarcasm could be as bad cognizable as his german sarcasm? :-)
zorg.ch
#64991 by @ 21.01.2005 16:58 - nach oben -
that's right, you just missunderstood it again ;)
zorg.ch
#65103 by @ 23.01.2005 20:50 - nach oben -
he wrote "might", so it's very uncommital.
if he had written "i will do it" i would have never believed it.

but you're probably right.
zorg.ch
#65166 by @ 24.01.2005 10:18 - nach oben -
Well, i think it depends on the way you use to convince him that it's important. Most people would prefer working with gettext rather than losing their life :)
zorg.ch
#64911 by @ 20.01.2005 22:20 - nach oben -
ÀhÀ.
zorg.ch
#65016 by @ 21.01.2005 20:18 - nach oben -
kinda funny reading z.org in english. but hell, i thought u guys where better than that. anyway, i was going to tell y'all more 'bout drugs'n shit u'no. they'r baaaaaaad.

now, seriously since we're kinda like a highly geekish familie, wouldn't it be interessting for other peoples in the world to be able to actually understand what shit - z.org's talk'in 'bout? now most of u probably say "go buy some bread" i better stop at this point.
zorg.ch
#65026 by @ 22.01.2005 00:52 - nach oben -
Go buy some bread.
zorg.ch
#65110 by @ 23.01.2005 21:02 - nach oben -
if you happen to be in zurich right now - just buy one for me too and bring it to me with a bunch of ham and appenzeller cheese.
zorg.ch
#65127 by @ 23.01.2005 21:50 - nach oben -
for me with ham and eg
zorg.ch
#65130 by @ 23.01.2005 22:11 - nach oben -
i take the bread menu xl.
zorg.ch
#73579 by @ 17.05.2005 00:23 - nach oben -
anything else?
zorg.ch
#73896 by @ 20.05.2005 19:11 - nach oben -
that's all, thanks.

and now go, hide and play fuck yourself.
zorg.ch
#73906 by @ 20.05.2005 20:21 - nach oben -
what do I do after i played that game?
zorg.ch
#73910 by @ 20.05.2005 20:47 - nach oben -
oh shit, i just realized that i need some more bread drink for the weekend. couldn't you bring me some? would be very kind of you...


HLZ! Wenn Ihr Euch echt mal die Kante geben wollt, dann kauft "Kanne Brottrunk" http://www.kanne-brottrunk.de/.

Ich ging kĂŒrzlich mittags in den GĂ€tzi Beck in Wittenbach, um Gschlunz fĂŒr ein ausgedehntes FrĂŒhstĂŒck zu kaufen. Da standen auf einem Regal unscheinbar ein paar Flaschen, angeschrieben mit BROTTRUNK und Ă€ugten mich an. Meine Fresse, war ich sofort wach! Fast noch soforter!

Ich will nichts weiter verraten ĂŒber Geschmack und Auswirkungen. Lasst Euch auch nicht davon abhalten, die wĂŒsten Sachen am Boden der Flasche in den Drink zu schĂŒtteln, schliesslich ist es flĂŒssiges Brot. Das wollen wir ja nicht in der Flasche lassen.


Doch was ich unbedingt noch probieren muss, ist der Muntermacher-Drink namens ADLERAUGE. Er macht sich wie folgt:

0,1 l Möhrensaft
0,1 l Kanne Brottrunk
1 TL Honig
Möhrensaft mit Brottrunk verquirlen und mit Honig abschmecken.

Deshalb sehen die Raben auch immer alles und sind sofort zur Stelle, wenn jemand einen Mist rauslÀsst. Sie trinken sich Adleraugen an, und werden dabei noch munter.


Mir schwebt aber noch Anderes vor... Whiskey Brot... Brot Orange... Long Brot... Broty Mary... Brott (Brot Shot (ausgesprochen mit russischem Akzent))...
zorg.ch
#73912 by @ 20.05.2005 21:19 - nach oben -
zu fett, flĂŒssigs brot. was mo alles chan erfinde wenn eim langwilig isch...
zorg.ch
#73931 by @ 22.05.2005 15:52 - nach oben -
elend mischtigi nÀme zum bischpil
zorg.ch
#73921 by @ 21.05.2005 13:33 - nach oben -
meinst du man sollte mal eine session starten?
zorg.ch
#73932 by @ 22.05.2005 15:52 - nach oben -
ÀhÀ